x saBo nK tGu siAP

nier ler kead wisma tanah pada 31hb dis 2009... sengaja jer amik gambo2 nier. nti leh tgk cm ner progres nyer, kan. waaahhh...!!! x lme da nk pndh opis bru... ( lmbt lg gayer nyer nier... ).

bangga aku....!!!

daaaannn... gmbo2 nier seme aku amik dr lam kete otw bck dr opis ari akhir thn 2009 g2.... slmt thn baru 2010!!!

siaPaKaH oraNG itU...?

aku tahu mesti korang da perenah dpt emel psl mnde nier, kan? aallllaaa... msti ader nyer kngkawan antor emel gni kannn... aku sjer jer maleh nk frwd emel nier kat org lain. so, tme2 lapang leh jer aku lyn blog smbil bce mnde2 faedah nier ( syik tgk gambo jer! bce gok sket mende2 gni. layn! layn! jgn x layn...!!! )

awl thn baru kannn... azam azam n b'azam ler shbat sekelian...

Siapakah orang yang sibuk? Orang yang sibuk adalah orang yang tidak mengambil berat akan waktu solatnya seolah-olah ia mempunyai kerajaan seperti kerajaan Nabi Sulaiman a.s

Siapakah orang yang manis senyumannya? Orang yang mempunyai senyuman yang manis adalah orang yang ditimpa musibah lalu dia kata "Inna lillahi wainna illaihi rajiuun." Lalu sambil berkata,"Ya Rabbi Aku redha dengan ketentuanMu ini", sambil mengukir senyuman.

Siapakah orang yang kaya? Orang yang kaya adalah orang yang bersyukur dengan apa yang ada dan tidak lupa akan kenikmatan dunia yang sementara ini.

Siapakah orang yang miskin? Orang yang miskin adalah orang tidak puas dengan nikmat yang ada sentiasa menumpuk-numpukkan harta.

Siapakah orang yang rugi? Orang yang rugi adalah orang yang sudah sampai usia pertengahan namun masih berat untuk melakukan ibadat dan amal-amal kebaikan...

Siapakah orang yang paling cantik? Orang yang paling cantik adalah orang yang mempunyai akhlak yang baik.

Siapakah orang yang mempunyai rumah yang paling luas? Orang yang mempunyai rumah yang paling luas adalah orang yang mati membawa amal-amal kebaikan di mana kuburnya akan di perluaskan saujana mata memandang.

Siapakah orang yang mempunyai rumah yang sempit lagi dihimpit? Orang yang mempunyai rumah yang sempit adalah orang yang mati tidak membawa amal-amal kebaikkan lalu kuburnya menghimpitnya...

Siapakah orang yang mempunyai akal? Orang yang mempunyai akal adalah orang-orang yang menghuni syurga kelak kerana telah mengunakan akal sewaktu di dunia untuk menghindari siksa neraka.

insyaAllah...

rmbUt bRu eiMaN

eimn ngn rmbut bru nyer. ble da mcm nier lagi ler brutal nyer aku tgk! hampeh tul ler... makin nkl aku rser. eeiiiii.... grm nyer aku!!!

iCT iSP done!

alhamdulillah... ICT ISP da setel da. lega da kami yg duk setel kan isp nier. utk pej suk pahang nier. perghhhh...!!! kompem leh byg cam ner bz nyer kmi2 nier seme. espeselly to ur PMO2 yg sanggp pnt lelah tas seme nier... sukses utk seme!!!

sekitar mjls penyerahan sijil ptg semlm... aku...? x dop org nk amik gambor aku... hua555...!!!

peejot mkn laksa ngn garpu??? peejotttttt... lu pe hal nier...?!!!! mjur le x mkn @ mja VIP. hampehhhh...!!!

enterprem gak aku ngn peejot nier. sjer jer suke2. nier org kuat MAMPU yg wat keje ngn kmi sampi siap. lega gler ble da setel seme nier... best tulll...

x der keje nk wat tme nier. tggu org dtg bapok ler pent nyer. tensen... pe lagi aku, peejot n yuni dok snap2 gambo msg2 ler. perasan comey blaker doh nier..... bosan tahap gaban da nier!!!

aku ngn peejot tggu gliran nk naik pntas nier... bedebor plok rser. lme tul x enterprem tas pnts nier. ngt wakil grp jer naik amik sijil. ruper nyer dato' suk nk gak kenal2 ngn org wat keje nier. bkn bg sijil sesajer tu... byk lagi keje lain nunggu nie. huhuhuhu...

antra ladies yg bkerja kuat di blkg tabir ( aku sekali tuuu...!!! ). hehehe... muke lega msng2. nier pun rmi da terkam kt blkg nk kedaroh. kami jer x lyn lakse tu lagi... gambo dlu seposen!!! ble lagi, kannn... yg penting bekdrop kat blkg nun. lps nier x doh tu. ari nier jer tau!!!

TAHNIAH SEME!!!

saPe Nk tLG niE?

cngkul bli da kan? so, tgu pe lgi? ble ler nk setel kn lalang2 liar nier. huihh... liar pe nyer... tmbuh molek jer blkg umoh ap nie. heh555...

ader sket da mule msuk umoh vijay kt sblh. hik555... sry ler vijay. x sengaja biar lalang nier tmbuh. so, kmi pn x sengja gak lar maleh nk setel kannyer.

aku pn lper sjk ble lalang nie mula 'mmbnjiri' blkg umoh nier. s2 kali blk bknnyer smpt pn nk jnguk ke blkg. kononnn ler kannn...

nway, ppa da bli mini cngkul semlm. aku pn xdan pn nk tgk lg cngkul tu. maleh nk tnyer. maleh nk suh. ppa thu ler nk wat pe, kan.... so, tgu n liht ler ble ppa nk stat 'b'kebun' lak. tgguuuuuu....

x sabor lak rser ehhh...!!!

waN tMYaM jeR

ChkeN rCe SHop LaK

lps slt jmt, kmi kuor twn bli brg2 dapo ( ader org masokk...? ). nier klu x nama nyer brg dapo, x kuor lak aku kang. heh555... ppa nk crk cngkul kecik ( klu da nk bli cngkul, x yah lar tnyer nk wat ngn cngkul, kannn...? ).

leh gak crk brg2 sch bdk2 nie yg aner lum bli lagi, erkkk... k gak tu. hmm... kne pnh kan poket dlu nier. kang, tkut jer x ckup ( x perenah nyer ckup punnn... ). p2 pun, sblm g aner2, kte makan dlu!!!!!! ( nie kire bfast + lunch da nier... ). leg byg erkkk cm ner lapor nyer aku ngn bdk2 nier...

@ ecm ader chkn rce bru bukak! pe lagi, c2 ler tmpt yg dituju. da b'tmbh lagi ler plhan utk mkn2 kat ktn nier. besh tu... petanda baik ar, kan... sng nk enterten kwn2 klu trn ktn ( kikin ker...? ). heh555...

jom ler sggh CRS dlu beb...!!! order. order. jgn x order!!!

mmg feveret ppa togey nier. sngja order nk suh tgk dia mkn nie. suke angt yer...

tea limau + ais. perghhh... ppa order nier utk aku? huhu555... xder mknanyer. tgk jer ler nmpok gyernyer air nier

huihhhh... sape yer plok enterprem ngn qsya nie...? har55... kbtulan plok jmpe makton n fmly nyping @ c4. x mudoh ler org tue skit lutut neh. iza jugok ler jd drebar nye.

boLLywD laK

blk mkn mlm td, ttba jer eimn sernk lyn lgu hindi. heh555... kbtuln ppa jmpe cd nie mse duk kms2 brg2 kt tas rumh mak nun. 1kotak cd2 ppa jmpe smule. suke ngt ppa.

dgr2 lgu lam cd nie, t'ngt lak zmn2 tgh syok ngn shah rukh khan. ader gk lgu2 stil aku ngt lirik nyer. aku n ppa pun lyn gak ler. s2kali dgr besh gak. lgi pun da lme x dgr lgu2 srk nier. jiwang lar plok rse. huh555... x sngka lk aku eimn pn leh lyn lgu2 srk nier. suke tgk grlagat eimn siap gedik2 nari kt blkg. kelakor pn ader!

xDe sLeRa nGt

mlm td ppa ajk g mkn ketam @ area kdi ikan bkr balok. smgt nk mkn. mcm besh jer.

pas2, smpi kt kdi 'biase' yg msk ketam besh tu, ketam lk x der. patah slera aku. nier jer lauk yg ader. ikan 3 rasa nie x dap pun. x mnjdi blake chef nie mlm nie...

sCH tME

bju n ksut da dpt. Tggl nk bli kain wat tdung, sch beg n alat tuleh je lg. Tp yg besh nye 2, dpa dpt mja skali. Huihh... Smgt nk g sch thn nie lain sket. Nmpok hepi je. Hrp2 smpi ujung thn le gni. Parok blanje thn nie gyenye... Hok truk nye ppa ler. Aku bekup je(bekup sokmo le aku nie...).

Mlm td da stat gne doh mja bru nie. Tp wat main ckgu2 je. Ank murid nye eiman srg je. Ckgu smpi 2 org. Subjek byk kan. G2 ler gye nye. Da le x ckup tggi galok nk duk tas krusi rda bru. Nth bpe x jtuh nth. Renek etek. Kki dok pjak lntai pn... Nk jtuh skmo. 2 3 ari nie brebut ler. Tgk le pas nie guane plok. Klu dok truk le akak2 nye nk studi bukak sch sok. Studi ke...?! Alahaaaiii...

AkU NyE x daK pUN

kedai wajib sggh klu g aner2 pun. x sah klu x g n x rembat pe2. adoooiiii lerrr... klu x der stok bru jer wat pndg x pndg jer. klu ader, lpk ler cni 2 3 jam pn x pe!

klu da brg2 isi lam beg beso nie, x kan ler tshirt selai jer, kan...

Nyping tme @ KLCC ari tu. aku yg b'iya2 ajk YES @ kl, nyudh nye aku x dpt pe2 pn. Hu5... Yg besh nye ppa jgok ler. Tjuan sbnr nk g bwk ccu jmpe atuk syd gwi pn x ksmpaian. Adoiii lar. Sedey gler... Tgk ler ppa nye prop nypng kali nie.

jeans lagiii...? mau nyer x nak rembat. model bru lak tu... ktn, x tau ler ade dak nyer. ader less lak tu. x amik kang tkut nyesal x sudoh. belasah gak ler. jnji tmbrland!


kmja nie 1st tme tgk x ler omey aner pun. ble da bwk blk n tgk ppa duk test, comeyyyyy angtttt... sesuai utk org yg x braper nk tggi nier, kan! ( cz nmpk cam tggi sket ble pki... )

ader jgok????!!! huh55... melaram gler lps nier. atas bwh tmbrland neh... ksut? stokin?

Skit mATe jGok?

Qsya pn skit mate gok ke? Tgk je ler mate kiri qsya (pndai doh kiri knn?). Cm merah n b'air jer. Alaahaaaiii... Jgn ler kne lme2 sgt. Klu org tue pn skit mate da skit sgt nie kan plok qsya...

TriCky pLurals

We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.

One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, but imagine the feminine, she,shis and shim.

Lets face it, English is a crazy language!

har333... funny, rite! but it's gd 2 knw it, 2 learn it...

eNGLisH iS a fuNNy L'aGE...?!!!

In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers and people who ride bikes called cyclists?
In what other language do they call the third hand on the clock the secondhand?

Why is it called a TV set when you get only one?

Why - in our crazy language - can your nose run and your feet smell?

Sometimes you have to believe that all English speakers should be committed toan asylum for the verbally insane:
If olive oil is made of olives, what do they make baby oil from?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian consume?
A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

But fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce.

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?

If the teacher taught, why isn't it also true that the preacher praught?

If harmless actions are the opposite of harmful actions, why are shameless and shameful behavior the same?

You can turn a light on and you can turn a light off and you can turn a light out, but you can't turn a light in.

In which the sun comes up and goes down, but prices go up and come down.

In which your nose can simultaneously burn up and burn down and your car can slow up and slow down, in which you can fill in a form by filling out a form and in which your alarm clock goes off by going on.

What is it that when the sun or the moon or the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible;

and why when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I shall end it?

English is a crazy language

da sTaRT doH nYEEE

21hb dec 09 - qsya da stat z lam buaiiii... uuhhh...!!! suke nyer ati mok esoh. ilang ragam qsya n leh z nyenyak jer lam buai tu. huh555... jgn ler rgm lain lak klu x b'buai nti.

mC tiPu???

opppssss... sry ler. nie seme kes 1rumoh aku da kne sakit mate. ngelast nyer aku lak kne nie. nk x nk MC ( betul punyerrrr... tarak tipu nyer MC ) ler jwb nyer aku. tp sbb g swasta, dpt 2 ari jer ler. sambung cti lagi ler aku. hik555... nk wat guaner setarangggg... rsau kan ank2 aku jer.

smpi jer ktn, trus gi jmper doc @ balok nun. doc pn mcm nk x nk jer tgk aku. ppa siap nk mntk mc utk dia sekali. mc nk jaga aku ar konon... kim salammmm!!!

saNtai @ zOO

20hb dis 09 - santai sekitar zoo @ kl... lps gok hjt bdk2 nier

haiWaN pe tU eRkk...?

haiwan2 lain seme z mse kmi sampi. klu ader pun yg nmpok ekor jer. har33... fun jer bwk bdk2 nier knl dunia haiwan etek. setakat kambem, ayan, itek, lembu, kebau... knl ler kot! (???... kenal ker...)

npe leher ziraf panjang erkk, mma...?!

elepen nier mkn pe erkkk...? besor nyer...!!!

zOO tMe...!!!

zoo tmeee....!!! bkn ank2 jer x pernh smpi cni. ppa depa pun x pernh mari lagi jmpe kengkawan yg t'kurung kt cni. heh555... lepas hjt blake. kte pusing zoo beramai-ramai lar...!!!

kmi da agk keciwa gak ler ble tgk q pnyer pnjg nk masuk kt parking... huihhh... bdk2 nier da tarik muke masam da ble aku ajk g lain kali...

dpt pki gelang nier da ckup hepi da... leh pegi ler mne nk g. nk terjun kolam pn leh gni. hik555... srnk lak tgk bdk2 nie njoy g cni. lps hjt blaker...

nie kat luor lg... eiman da mule ngder2 nk naik strller qsya. aku ngh crk alasan logik utk thp pale hotak bdk2 mse nier. kantoi gakkk... eiman lagi terer!!!

tnjuk muke sedey sket jer... dpt gak naik strller qsya. akhirnyeeeee..... mma dukung jer ler qsya erkkk!!!


x dpt nk amik gmbo dkt2. dpt yg nier pn jadi ler. geng2 ganas nier mcm tau2 jer kami dtg! trus nyorok. nmpok sket ujung ekor ngn jggut jer. har333... apsal yg tu ader jggut erkkk?!!! ( klu korang ler, nk jwb per...???!!! )


xtau saper yg pnt acty... ppa ker bdk2...?!


x aci...!!! tolak qsya lagi sng nk lyn bdk2 b'3 tu tau!!!! ngt senang ke nk 'jinak' kan si eiman tu...???!!! pnt da aku...


pnt gak ruper nyer... har555.. mser nier ler bru nmpok depa nk ddk rht. klu dak, x brenti2 bckap tnyer itu ini... tu pun abis da jambu air (feveret eimn) yg klong bkl kan dr dengkil tu... mjur gok bwk. ppa cam tahu2 jer... cyg ppa. prihatin sgtttt!!! oppppsssss... yer ker??!!!


sket lagi da sampi kt pn2 kuor. tp sblm tu kne ler bli jgung dlu. lapor ler plokkk... wafle ader dak?


gyer eimn ble along sebut nma cik ani ngn cik ima!!!! huisssshhh... mcm ler anty2 tu ader sekali. tp, tul ler. sebut jer nama anty2 tu, trs ajer dia wat gyer mcm2! test r tgk guanerrr...!!!


hjt ati nk gak msuk lam kdi nier. tp, sekali msuk kompem ader jer mnde hok nok bli nyer. tahannnn jer ler... sabauuuuuu!!! msuk tadi pun kne bayo tau... hik555 ( ppa blanjer...???!! )

ltr blkg zoo negara erkkk... pd sape2 yg x tau ler m'sia nier ader zoo! nk blk da nier... lenguh2 da kki kami rase nyer... klu naik coaster td, ssh ler nk posing2, kannn??? mjur ler depa nk b'jln gak...

qsya pnt angttttttt... lentok lena msuk kete!!!

pengalaman mnrk utk dikongsi b'sama... korang bwk ler ank2 g jenjalan tgk dunie sket. srnk beb!!! ilang letih tgk bdk2 nie gelak. plg besh nk jwb s'lan2 cepu mas mrk yg lum byk xperience lagi nier. pepandai ler ngulor bg jwpn yg PASTI. jgn tipu tauuu... nti smpi besor ler depa kan ngt jwpn kte tu.

aku byk x leh jwb s'lan. sbb ngh skit mate! ( rezen best nier....!!! )