Sunday, April 26, 2009

di SeBalik MaKnA

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:

Future Tense of Marriage
LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:

A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC:

A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN:

The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE:

The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:

An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST:

A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:

A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER:

A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:

A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

Monday, April 20, 2009

diA wAniTa...

nafsu mengatakan wanita itu cantik atas dasar rupanya
akal mengatakan wanita itu cantik atas dasar ilmu dan kepandaiannya dan hati mengatakan wanita itu cantik atas dasar akhlaknya
wanita yang cantik tanpa peribadi yang mulia umpama kaca mata yang bersinar-sinar tetapi tidak melihat apa-apa wanita diciptakan bukan daripada tulang rusuk atas untuk memerintah bukan daripada rusuk bawah untuk dipijak tetapi teletaknya rusuk itu di bahagian dada yang berdekatan dengan tangan. bermakna tangan yang membelai dan hati yang mempunyai perasaan dan kasih sayang. kejelitaan wanita umpama sebilah mata pedang yg mampu memenggal leher seorang lelaki

Hadiah Terbaik ::
Kepada kawan - Kesetiaan 
Kepada musuh - Kemaafan
Kepada ketua - Khidmat 
Kepada yang muda - Contoh terbaik
Kepada yang tua - Hargai budi mereka dan kesetiaan 
Kepada pasangan - Cinta dan ketaatan
Kepada manusia - Kebebasan
~~~~~

Sunday, April 19, 2009

maKaN MaKan makAN...!!!

Dua tiga kucing berlari
Mana nak sama si kuih gelang
Dua tiga kuih boleh ku cari
Mana nak sama pulut panggang

Goreng cempedak di luar pagar
Ambik batang buruk tolong jolokkan
Saya budak baulu belajar
Kalau salah tolong sampritkan

Kek pandan jauh ke tengah
Apam balik bercabang tiga
Hancur maruku di kandung tanah
Masalodeh yang baik dikenang juga
Sorong apam tarik apam
Buah Melaka dalam perahu
Suruh makan apam saya makan apam
Suruh makan apam balik saya tak tahu

Lepat Pak Malau lepat pisang
Lepat hamba lepat ubi
Pau tuan pau kelapa
Pau hamba pau serikaya
Lemang tinggi-tinggi
Sampai cucur badak
Belum tumbuh gigi
Dah pandai makan karipap

Hari ini menanam jagung
Hari esok menanam serai
Malam ini kita makan kuih jagung
Malam esok kita makan tapai

Nasik manis buah Melaka
Sayang popia hamba lurutkan
Buang tepung gomak buang serimuka
Kerana cokodok hamba turutkan

Kalau ada donat di ladang
Boleh saya menumpang makan
Kalau ada lemang yang panjang
Boleh kita menumpang makan lagi

Kuih talam di bawa belayar
Masak setalam di atas peti
Hutang lempuk boleh di bayar
Hutang dodol di bawa mati

Friday, April 17, 2009

aBaH

abah
hangat sungguh kasihmu
redup wajahmu
memberi seribu makna


aku kuat
aku tabah
keranamu abah


aku
lihat kebanggaan
lihat kemenangan
lihat kegembiraan
bila curahan kasih sayang
terlintas sudah


aku
terbayang ketenangan
bagai sifar keresahan
terpancar kebanggaan
bagai sifar kehampaan
meniti menitip
mengharungi perjalanan


abah
semangatku
penawarku
air mataku
riangku
bahagiaku

dan aku masih berdiri di sini
menggenggam harapan
keranamu abah

hepi papa's day...!!!

sAFiAh HaNNan

23hb feb 2008 - safiah hannan bte jasrul izwan. cucu ke-4 famili aku. pompuan jugak...




aDaM RaFiQ

22hb Ogos 2008 - adam rafiq b mohd ridwan. cucu sulung lelaki family aku.
hari bersejarah akak.
adam rafiq



adam n eiman





Thursday, April 16, 2009

emYRuLiSa naDHRaH

04hb mei 2000 - puteri sulung kami - emyrulisa nadhrah









iBu

Ibu...
Kau lah ratu hati
Kau lah pujaan
Kau lah permata

Ibu...
Penawar duka
Pengubat luka
Penenang jiwa

Aku...
Pasti gugup
Pasti gelisah
Pasti sedih
Pasti bersulam duka
Takkan ku biarkan
Selamanya aku anak ibu
Aku...
Selamanya bahagia
Selamanya gembira
Segalanya indah
Pasti aku tahu ibu jua begitu
Ibu...
Resah gelisah
Hiba pilu
Takkan ku rasa
Keranamu ibu

Ibu...
Sayang rindu kian tergamit
Memori semalam
Sua hari ini
Perjalanan yang mendatang
Memang bahagia
Bersamamu ibu.....

eiSYahaNi NadhiRah

02hb april 2002 - eisyahani nadhirah merupakan puteri ke-2 kami.





Wednesday, April 15, 2009

hEPi 35th aNiVeRsaRY mAk & aBaH

14hb april 2009 - genap 35 tahun mak abah hidup bersama. bahagia dan bertuah rasa hidup ini bersama mereka. syukur alhamdulillah...
sempat beli kek ajer!
acara potong kek oleh mak n abah. puas pujuk suh salin pakai baju comey sket. dok dang setarang.... k ar tu!

suap kek ke mulut... kne paksa jugok. malu kannnn....! har5....
yang b'2 nie mmg x bis2 nk 'enterfrem'. x sempat salin bju sekolah pun... sempat lagi tumpang potong kek sekali...
eiman baru bgn z. mud tgh x elok. tu pasai beriya nangis tu.
Alhamdulillah... hepi famili!