ShaRed de BesT MoMeNt...: April 2009

Sunday, April 26, 2009

di SeBalik MaKnA

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth
ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

Monday, April 20, 2009

diA wAniTa...

nafsu mengatakan wanita itu cantik atas dasar rupanya

akal mengatakan wanita itu cantik atas dasar ilmu dan kepandaiannya dan hati mengatakan wanita itu cantik atas dasar akhlaknya

wanita yang cantik tanpa peribadi yang mulia umpama kaca mata yang bersinar-sinar tetapi tidak melihat apa-apa wanita diciptakan bukan daripada tulang rusuk atas untuk memerintah bukan daripada rusuk bawah untuk dipijak tetapi teletaknya rusuk itu di bahagian dada yang berdekatan dengan tangan. bermakna tangan yang membelai dan hati yang mempunyai perasaan dan kasih sayang. kejelitaan wanita umpama sebilah mata pedang yg mampu memenggal leher seorang lelaki

Hadiah Terbaik ::

Kepada kawan - Kesetiaan

Kepada musuh - Kemaafan

Kepada ketua - Khidmat

Kepada yang muda - Contoh terbaik

Kepada yang tua - Hargai budi mereka dan kesetiaan

Kepada pasangan - Cinta dan ketaatan

Kepada manusia - Kebebasan

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

maKaN MaKan makAN...!!!

Dua tiga kucing berlari

Mana nak sama si kuih gelang

Dua tiga kuih boleh ku cari

Mana nak sama pulut panggang

Goreng cempedak di luar pagar

Ambik batang buruk tolong jolokkan

Saya budak baulu belajar

Kalau salah tolong sampritkan

Kek pandan jauh ke tengah

Apam balik bercabang tiga

Hancur maruku di kandung tanah

Masalodeh yang baik dikenang juga

Sorong apam tarik apam

Buah Melaka dalam perahu

Suruh makan apam saya makan apam

Suruh makan apam balik saya tak tahu

Lepat Pak Malau lepat pisang

Lepat hamba lepat ubi

Pau tuan pau kelapa

Pau hamba pau serikaya

Lemang tinggi-tinggi

Sampai cucur badak

Belum tumbuh gigi

Dah pandai makan karipap

Hari ini menanam jagung

Hari esok menanam serai

Malam ini kita makan kuih jagung

Malam esok kita makan tapai

Nasik manis buah Melaka

Sayang popia hamba lurutkan

Buang tepung gomak buang serimuka

Kerana cokodok hamba turutkan

Kalau ada donat di ladang

Boleh saya menumpang makan

Kalau ada lemang yang panjang

Boleh kita menumpang makan lagi

Kuih talam di bawa belayar

Masak setalam di atas peti

Hutang lempuk boleh di bayar

Hutang dodol di bawa mati

Friday, April 17, 2009

aBaH

abah
hangat sungguh kasihmu
redup wajahmu
memberi seribu makna

aku kuat
aku tabah
keranamu abah

aku
lihat kebanggaan
lihat kemenangan
lihat kegembiraan
bila curahan kasih sayang
terlintas sudah

aku
terbayang ketenangan
bagai sifar keresahan
terpancar kebanggaan
bagai sifar kehampaan
meniti menitip
mengharungi perjalanan

abah
semangatku
penawarku
air mataku
riangku
bahagiaku

dan aku masih berdiri di sini
menggenggam harapan
keranamu abah

hepi papa's day...!!!