Friday, November 20, 2009

Joke Of Wives

tgh hari tu, sdg aku dok lyn tenet ( eiman n qsya lak 'dipkse' z... selamatttt aku! ), ttba jer rser cam nk hapdate mnde alah nier @ blog. cam besh jer. nway, jz utk tatapn sesaper yg bce blog aku ler. x dop tujuan nk perli o ngate sape2, k ... menarik jer neh...:::
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let himkeep her
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get abad one, you'll become a philosopher
  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them
  • The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me
  • 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
  • 'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' - aku setujuuuu...!!!. its not a gd jokes!!!
  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming. 1st : Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2nd : Whenever you're right, shut up.*
  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....*
  • You know what I did before I married? "Anything I wanted to."
  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
  • First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive

kih555... mcm2 ler. tp ader gak yg btul nyer. joke joke gak kawan... tp perati btul2. tgk keliling kter nier gunaer. kompem situasi yg sama, jer kannnn.... heh5555!!!

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